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Put the Party Back in Politics
2008-08-22 09:05:00
Captain Morgan Announces 2008 Presidential Candidacy
NEW YORK, Aug. 22 /EMWNews/ -- Captain Morgan, famous for legendary
times, is taking the election by storm as he announced today his candidacy
for President of the United States of America. Loved for his spirit of fun
and adventure, the Captain's newly created Legendary Party is focused on
"putting the party back in politics." The party icon will spice up the 2008
Democratic and Republican National Conventions accompanied by his
eye-popping crew of Morganettes.
"As the leader of the Legendary Party, I believe we need to reach
across the aisles -- and clubs and bars -- and have more fun," said Captain
Morgan the presumptive candidate. "It is my charge to liven up both
conventions and shake up the competition."
In a just released campaign video (available for viewing at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwg3Td2Dr8), the Captain unveiled his
stance on many of today's hot button issues, including:
-- THE ECONOMY: The Captain feels nothing keeps the party going like a
well rested workforce, so he's calling for five day weekends and two day
work weeks.
-- ENVIRONMENT: While the Captain is all for Green issues, he'd like to
ensure the party stays hot, hot, hot and add a little spice to clubs across
America.
-- TRANSPORTATION: The Captain wants to keep citizens safe by asking
his fellow Americans to be sure to think ahead and get a safe ride home.
Sources confirm that unlike the front running candidates, Captain
Morgan will announce his wingman after the conventions. Speculation has
been rampant that the Captain will once again select Cola as his loyal
sidekick.
"Right now I still haven't decided who to work the crowd with," said
Captain Morgan. "I'm looking for somebody who wants to have a good time all
the time, and knows how to keep the party going all night long."
Captain Morgan will be partying it up at both the 2008 Democratic and
Republican National Conventions and introducing the Legendary Party for the
very first time. If you want to support the Captain's quest for Presidency
visit http://www.captainmorganforpresident.com.
About Diageo
Diageo (Dee-AH-Gee-O) is the world's leading premium drinks business
with an outstanding collection of beverage alcohol brands across spirits,
wines, and beer categories. These brands include Johnnie Walker, Guinness,
Smirnoff, J&B, Baileys, Cuervo, Tanqueray, Captain Morgan, Crown Royal,
Beaulieu Vineyard and Sterling Vineyards wines.
Diageo is a global company, trading in more than 180 countries around
the world. The company is listed on both the New York Stock Exchange (DEO)
and the London Stock Exchange (DGE). For more information about Diageo, its
people, brands, and performance, visit us at http://www.diageo.com.
Celebrating life, every day, everywhere, responsibly.
Contacts:
Esther-Mireya Tejeda
Diageo
[email protected]
646-223-2328
Matt Paget
Rogers & Cowan
[email protected]
310-854-8146
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